80 Funny Midget Jokes

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Funny Midget Jokes – Midgets Jokes

1. Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? A: “Sorry, I’m a little short”

2. Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? A: The grass tickles their balls!

3. Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A: One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt.

4. Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice

5. Q: Why can’t midgets wear tampons? A: Because they keep stepping on the string!

6. Q: What do you call a poor midget? A: Short changed

7. Q: What is the definition of “pissed off”? A: A midget with a yo-yo.

8. Q: What do you call a midget with. Three legs? A: Tom (DICK) & harry

9. Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police? A: A small medium at large.

10. Q: What did 1 small person say to the other on a swing? A: I’ll push you in a midget!

11. Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? A: Horny. Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? A: The steaks are too high.

12. Q: What do you call a party with 100 midgets? A: A little get together.

13. Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit? A: YOLO SWAGGINS

14. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer? A: A short circuit.

15. Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula? A: Cocksucker!

16. Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? A: A paragraph cause he’s too short to be an essay.

17. Q: Why did the man seek counseling after finger banging a midget? A: He never thought he’d stoop so low.

18. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A: A little fucker about so tall.

19. Q: Why don’t midgets need a wall to play handball? A: They just use the curb!

20. Q: Why are gay midgets so appealing? A: They can suck a dick standing up!

21. Q: How do you piss of a midget? A: Give him a yo-yo.

22. Q: What bank do midgets use? A: The Piggy Bank!

23. Q: What do you call a black midget? A: Ne(don’t)gro

24. Q: Why can’t Midgets rob a gas station? A: Because they can’t reach the counter.

25. Q: What do you call a Chinese midget? A: Tai Nee.

26. Q: What do midgets look forward to in life? A: Growing up!

27. Q: Did you hear about the midget that got stoned? A: He could finally hold his head up high.

28. Q: Why are most midgets good guys? A: Because they don’t look down on people.

29. Q: What does a midget model do? A: Pose for trophies!

30. Q: Why don’t people ask midgets for favors? A: Because they have short term memories!

31. Q: How do you offend a midget? A: Hand him a step stool before you start talking to him.

32. Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget? A: Low Fat.

33. Q: What did the man say to his midget waiter? A: No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner!

34. Q: Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? A: He’s a little stiff now! Why don’t migets where tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string!

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Midget Jokes One Liners – Short Midget Jokes.

35. I back finished a midget with my auto today. He got out and said “I am not cheerful”; then I said, well than which midget would you say you are?

36. I procured a midget hooker the previous evening. I gave her 8 dollars to go up on me.

37. I requested that a midget get a dollar and he said ‘sad, I’m a bit short’

38. Midget cowpoke griped to specialist about intense torment in his balls. Doc looked him over, hauled out a colossal arrangement of scissors. Midget says you ain’t cutting my balls off. Doc said, no, I’m cutting the finish off your new boots.

39.Three Midgets strolled into a bar They ought not have been wearing a trench coat

40. Why do midgets dependably snicker when they run?…. Cuz the grass tickles their nuts!

41. 5’1, however thats after bone extending. I truly am delegated a diminutive person.

42. Q: Why are midgets constantly parched? A: Because drinking fountains are intended for utilization by people. Wokka! Yes… I know… I’m set straight to Hell.

43. what’s the most well known name for mexican midget female soccer players? Cunsuelo.

44. Q: Why can’t midget wear tampons? A: Because they continue going on the string…..

45. Make the little things count by teaching the midgets math.

46. Here you go, Midget… huh SIR!!

Stefon Midget Jokes – Jokes About Midgets

47. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a?  A: A short circuit.

48. Q: What do you call a Chubby Midget?   A: Low Fat.

49. Q: Why don’t people ask? A: Because they have short term memories!

50. Q: What did the man say to his midget waiter? A: No No No I said I wanted for dinner!

51. Q: What do you call a black midget? A: Ne(don’t)gro

52. Q: What do midgets look forward to in life? A: Growing up!

53. Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula?  A: Cocksucker!

54. Q: What do you call a midget with 3 legs? A: Horny.

55. Q: What do you call a poor midget?  A: Short changed

56. Q: Why don’t midgets need a wall to play handball? A: They just use the curb!

57. Q: What do you call a midget wanted by the police?  A: A small medium at large.

58. Q: Why can’t midgets wear tampons? A: Because they keep stepping on the string!

59. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A: A little fucker about so

60. Q: Why shouldn’t you hire a midget chef? A: The are too high.

61. Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit?  A: YOLO SWAGGINS

62. Q: When do you a midget in the balls?  A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice

63. Q: What bank do midgets use? A: The Piggy Bank!

64. Q: What does a midget model do? A: Pose for trophies!

65. Q: How do you piss of a midget? A: Give him a yo-yo.

66. Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? A: One is a cunning, and the other is a runningcunt.

67. Q: Why are most midgetsgood guys? A: Because they don’t look down on people.

68. Q: Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra?  A: He’s a little stiff now!

69. Q: Why are gay midgets so appealing? A: They can suck a dick standing up!

70. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?  A: A

71. Q: Why don’t people ask midgets for favors A: Because they have short term memories!

72. Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula?  A: Cocksucker!

73. Q: What do you call a poor midget?  A: Short changed

74. Q: What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?  A: A small medium at large.

75. Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute? A: A little fucker about so

76. Q: What do you call a gangster hobbit?  A: YOLO SWAGGINS

77. Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?  A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice

78. Q: What does a midget model do?

79. Q: How do you piss of a midget? A: Give him a yo-yo.

80. I use to date a midget, I was nuts over her!

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